This is how a conversation with Julian went tonight:
Julian comes walking out of the bedroom, where he is suppose to be watching Shrek, or better yet, sleeping...
Mom: Julian go to bed. It's time to go nigh-night.
Julian: I want milk.
Mom: Julian, milk is sleeping. No more milk.
Dad: Julian, this is why you need to eat all of your dinner. Now, go lay down in the room, watch Shrek, and go to bed.
Julian: Shrek is not on.
Dad: Yes it is, Julian.
Julian: No it's not. Impossible.
Dad: Yes, it is, Julian. I'm not going to argue with you
Mom: (In low voice) You sort of already are.
Julian: Shrek is not on. It's not possible.
At this point Jer and I just look at each other because our 2 year old child just told us "it's not possible," and we're trying not to laugh and break our serious, stern parent face.
Now Julian is crying for Wall E.
~Ape


